And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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