If i come over, it means nothing
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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