Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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