All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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