just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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