she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
