Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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