I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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