so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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