Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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