I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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