and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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