You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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