I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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