he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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