belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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