Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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