some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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