Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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