somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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