its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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