erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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