i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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