Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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