awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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