I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
