Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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