Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(925): View more from California

Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.

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(909): View more from California

He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"

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(206): View more from Washington

Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.

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(512): View more from Texas

I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program

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(480): View more from Arizona

He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.

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