im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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