I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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