What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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