You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
