a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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