I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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