Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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