So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
