I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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