Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
