new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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