I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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