i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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