Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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