I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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