You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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