You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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