i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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