hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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