That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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