Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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