I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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