I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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