Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
All I want is dick and wine.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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