look no pants
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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