can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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